With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked, “Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?” She told him, “Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.” Then he asked, “Why is my sister named Cornflower?” She replied, “Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her.” “And why is my other sister called Moonchild?” “We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived.”, She explained. The Mother Indian paused for a moment then asked her son, “Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?”
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