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TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS

Earlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts proposed creating special domains, including “.luna” and “.moon,” for Web sites based on the moon. He wasn’t kidding:

And one of our “Ten laws the Net needs” involves a special “.xxx” domain for pornographic sites. But why stop there? Here are some new proposed domains, and what you can expect from the sites in them:

10. “.trek”-contains audio files of William Shatner 9. “.bill”-Microsoft has bought this company 8. “.love”-for people who would rather cuddle 7. “.slow”-based in a distant country with no T3 lines 6. “.geek”-assumes you know what all the acronyms mean 5. “.404”-we stopped maintaining our servers in 1996 4. “.y2k”-contains theories about the end of the world 3. “.burn”-huge multimedia files will crash your computer 2. “.*”-contains allegations about President Clinton’s sex life 1. “.duh”-explains, in detail, stuff you already know


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