Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
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“Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
And feed and freeze the fleas.”
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If one goose has one tooth,
How many teeth have thirteen geese?
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One fly flies, two flies fly.
One girl cries, four girls cry.
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“Of all the saw I ever saw saw,
I never saw a saw like that saw saws”
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“Double bubble gum, bubbles double bubbles”
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Pussy-Cat, Pussy-Cat,
Can you catch that big fat rat?
If you catch that bad, fat rat,
You will have some milk for that.
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How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hoards got bored
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One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
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Can you can a can as a canner can can a can
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Sheena leads, Sheila needs
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I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
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Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor’s shop.
All day long he fits and tucks,
All day long he tucks and fits,
And fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,
And fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.
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Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses
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Picky people pick Peter Pen Peanut-Butter, ’tis the peanut-butter picky people pick
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“The little red lorry went down Limuru road”
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How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground?
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Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks
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You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!
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Behold the duck
It does not cluck
A cluck it lacks.
It quacks.
It is specially fond
Of a puddle or pond,
When it dines or sups,
It bottoms ups.
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Mr. Smith’s teeth are thin and lethal.
Thursdays are thirsty days for lethargic Ruth and Thelma.
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