A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry. “I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest”, said the eldest daughter. He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry. “I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest”, said the second daughter. He finally asked his youngest daughter whom she would like to marry. “I would like to marry a man with one draggin’ on the ground”, said the youngest daughter.
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