THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex Nope, no more booze for me Sorry, but you’re not really my type Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight
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