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There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment… – анекдот

There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment. One day he went shopping, his first stop was at a hardware store. He went up to the shop assistant and asked “Could I have a fucket please?” The assistant asked”Pardon sir?”. “Can I have a fucket please?” Replied the man. “Oh you mean a bucket!” The shop assistant replied. The old man said “Yes, that’s what I said”. So the man paid for his bucket and went into the antique shop.

In the antique shop he went to the cashier and asked – “Can I have a cock please?” The cashier looked very puzzled and asked “Pardon?”. The man again asked “Can I have a cock please?” The cashier replied “Oh you mean a clock! – yes certainly sir.” So he paid for the clock and walked out of the shop.

The next stop was to the bakers. He went to the assistant and asked “Can I have a bum please?” The assistant said “Sorry sir what did you say?”. So he repeated himself “Can I have a bum please?”. The assistant said ” Oh right, you mean a bun!”. The old man said “Yes that’s what I said in the first place.” So the man bought a bun and walked out of the shop.

As he was walking down the street a little old lady came up to him and asked “Excuse me sir, but do you know the time?” The man replied “Yes certainly, hold my bum and fucket while I get my cock out.”


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There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment… – анекдот