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The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game… – анекдот на

The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game, she will describe an object and the students will tell her what she had described.

Teacher: “The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem.” Timmy: ” I know what it is, it’s an apple.” Teacher: “That’s right, I like the way you’re thinking.” “OK the next item is round, has a peel, and you eat it.” Christopher: “I know what it is, it’s an orange.” Teacher: “That’s right, I like the way you’re thinking.” Johnny: “Can I try, Teacher?” Teacher: “Yes Johnny, but, Keep it clean!” Johnny sticks his hands in his pockets and feels around for a second, and says “My object is round, hard, and has a head on it.” Teacher: “Alright Johnny, go to the office!” Johnny: “No Teacher, it’s a quarter, but, I like the way you’re thinking!”


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