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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life

The Doctor – who tells her to “take off all her clothes.” The Dentist – who tells her to “open wide.” The Milkman – who asks her “do you want it in the front or the back?” The Hairdresser – who asks her “do you want it teased or blown?” The Interior Designer – who tells her “once it’s inside, you’ll LOVE it!” The Banker – who insists to her “if you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest!” The Primal Hunter – who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her “Keep quiet and lie still!”


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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life