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The Hazards of Kicking the Cat

The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad attitude. He was at home one day doing his chores. He was feeding the chickens and he got mad and kicked one across the yard. He was feeding the hogs and got mad and kicked the hell out of one of them also. He was milking the cow and it kept hitting him in the face with its tail so he kicked it, too. His mom had been watching him and told him he couldn’t have any chicken, beef, or pork for a month because he was a mean little bastard. She told him to wait ’til his dad got home. His dad came home and tripped over the pussy cat and he got mad and kicked that cat across the room. The little boy looked at his mom and said, “Are you going to tell him or am I?”


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The Hazards of Kicking the Cat