A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana. Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, “Used regularly,” he explained, “pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!” “Now wait a minute, professor,” interrupted a student. “Castration? That’s absurd!” “Yes young man, it’s sadly true,” replied the professor smugly. “Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!”
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