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That is ONE!

A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working so hard to build a beautiful ranch house and huge herd to go with it. So he thought it would be nice to get one of those mail order brides. Well he sent for one and on the day she was arriving he hitched up his horse and buggy and headed for the nearest train station. After meeting his new bride, he loaded all her bags into the wagon and then headed for thier honeymoon home. They had traveled only two miles when the horse stumbled, and the rancher got out and whipped the horse to its feet. He looked at the horse and said “THATS ONE” and got back in the wagon smiled at the woman and continued on thier way. They traveled only another two miles when the horse stumbled again, and again the rancher got out of the wagon to whip the horse to its feet, telling the horse “THATS TWO”. He took his seat beside his new bride and continued on thier way. After traveling another two miles the horse stumbled for the third time. The rancher got out of the wagon carrying his rifle, he walk up to the horse and shot it right between the eyes, saying”THATS THREE”. He turn to the wagon only to hear his new bride say “why in the hell did you do that for, now we have to walk”. The rancher turn to the woman and said “THATS ONE”.


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