The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single life. It was no secret that she was looking to get married.
As she came back from her lunch hour with another bag from the drug store, a co-worker said, “In the past 3 weeks you’ve bought enough birth control pills to last a year, lots of vaginal foam, flavored douches, several diaphragms and Lord knows how many condoms. And you don’t even have a boyfriend. Whom are you trying to seduce?”
She smiled slyly and replied, “The Druggist, silly.”
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