Who takes the Pandorica, takes the universe. But bad news, everyone…Cos guess who?! Ha! Listen, you lot, you’re all whizzing about, it’s really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute? Because I AM TALKING!!! The question of the hour is, who’s got the Pandorica? Answer – I do. Next question, who’s coming to take it from me?… Come on! Look at me, no plan, no back-up, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else, I don’t have, anything…to… lose! So if you’re sitting up there in your silly little spaceship, with all your silly little guns, and you’ve got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who’s standing in your way. Remember every black day I ever stopped you. And then, AND THEN, do the smart thing. Let somebody else try first.
Amy Pond, there’s something you’d better understand. It’s important, and your life may depend on it. I am definitely a madman with a box
In bed above, we’re deep asleep
While greater love lies further deep
This dream must end
This world must know
We all depend on the beast below.
I’ve defeated you time and time again, I’ve defeated you. I saved the whole of reality from you! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
TARDIS Bang Bang, Daleks Boom!
I’m nobody’s taxi service! I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a space ship.
-There’s one thing you never put in a trap, if you’re smart, if you value you continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never, ever put in a trap.
-And what would that be, sir?
-Me.
Anywhere you want, any time you want. One condition – it has to be amazing.
So, here’s your challenge. Two worlds. Here in the time machine, and there in the village that time forgot. One is real, the other is fake.
Tweet-tweet! Time to sleep! Oh, or are you waking up?
Under the circumstances, I suggest…RUN!
– Is it monsters coming? … Have you met with monsters before?
-Yes.
-Did you scared them?
-No. They scare me.
Hello, I am the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too… And still don’t know why…
I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmаster. No, I’m the Doctor, don’t call me the Rotmаster.
Universe big and complicated, and sometimes impossible things just happens and we call them a miracles
I don’t make the rules. Oh, no, hang on… I DO!
Bow-ties are cool.