A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical during intermission. A blonde shimmied by that had to have had what there was of her evening gown spray painted on her curvy body. She smiled and gushed, “Well, hello there Doc.” and kept right on going.
After a moment’s pause, the good doctor looked at his wife and said, “Don’t worry dear, that’s just a young lady I know professionally.”
Without missing a beat, his wife asked, “Hers or Yours?”
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