One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: ‘HELP! HELP!’ When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said, ‘I want a boat.’ The second boy said ‘I want a truck.’ And the third boy said, ‘I want three tombstones with are names all on them.’ Bill Clinton said, ‘why is that son?’ The little boy said, ‘because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!’
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