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On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob… –

On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and treat Linda-Sue to a memorable evening at home. Quietly filling the bathtub with champagne, he called her into the bathroom and they spent a sensual evening soaking in the tub by candlelight.

When they were finished, Billy-Bob decided he couldn’t let all that expensive champagne go to waste, so he carefully poured it back into the empty bottles. However, when he was finished, he found he had nearly a half-bottle too much.

He screamed to his wife, “Linda-Sue, you NASTY BITCH, you DIDN’T?!?”


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On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob… –