A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. When he arrives home, he tells his wife about the purchase he’s just made. “Olympic condoms?” she blurts, “What makes them so special?” “There are three colors,” he explains, “gold, silver and bronze.” “So what color are you gonna wear tonight?” she asks with a grin. “Gold of course,” says the proud man. The wife responds, “Why don’t you wear silver – it would be nice if you came second for a change!”
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