Главная ⇒ 💡Jokes ⇒ New son-in-law


New son-in-law

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.”

The son-in-law interrupted, “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.”

“I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.”

“I hate office work,” said the son-on-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk all day.”

“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just made you a half-owner of a profitable corporation, but you don’t like factories and won’t work in a office. What am I going to do with you?”

“Easy,” said the young man. “Buy me out!”


1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)


Похожие топики по английскому:

  1. A young female teacher was giving an assignment A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high...

  2. Why the chameleon shakes his head Long, long ago the Chameleon and the Dog were friends. But sometimes the Dog walked with the Man. One day Chameleon asked the Dog, “Why...

  3. Confessions of a shopaholic, sophie kinsella, part 1 Rebecca Bloomwood just hit rock bottom. But she’s never looked better. . . . Confessions of a Shopaholic Becky Bloomwood has a fabulous flat in...

  4. The Subjects We Do at School. My Favourite Subject. – Предметы, которые мы изучаем в школе. Мой любимый предмет (1) We did quite a lot of subjects at school. They were: Physics, Mathematics, Biology, Russian Literature, Chemistry, English, History of this country and many other...

  5. The ugly duckling It was summertime. There was a garden near an old house. There were many trees there, and among them a duck made her nest. She...

  6. A dance with dragons 8 ( a song of ice and fire 5) GEORGE R. R. MARTIN A DANCE WITH DRAGONS JON Jon Snow read the letter over until the words began to blur and run together. I...

  7. Perch fishing News, tips and tackle for perch fishing The perch is one of the most successful predators out there, partially due to its fantastic camouflage. They...

  8. Joel on software: the law of leaky abstractions The Law of Leaky Abstractions By Joel Spolsky Monday, November 11, 2002 There’s a key piece of magic in the engineering of the Internet which...

  9. Woman sentenced to 5 years in mcdonald’s transgender attack Woman Sentenced To 5 Years In McDonald’s Transgender Attack TOWSON, Md. (WJZ) – It was a scandalous hate crime caught on camera that grabbed national...

  10. Some explaining The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their...

  11. Screenplay black swan Black Swan By Mark Heyman Andres Heinz John McLaughlin Story by Andres Heinz White Shooting Draft – November 3, 2009 Blue Revisions – November 20,...

  12. Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of… – Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner one night. He decided to hold a contest...

  13. The choking dog “Come on, come on, move it, idiot!” Joanne beat impatiently on the steering wheel of her Mercedes sports car. How stupid to get caught up...

  14. Mikhail khodorkovsky to vladimir putin: you owe me answers The Independent, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 Mikhail Khodorkovsky, the jailed former head of Russia’s biggest oil company, has thrown down the gauntlet to Vladimir Putin,...

  15. The adventure of the three students The Adventure of the Three Students Артур Конан Дойл (Arthur Conan Doyle), 1904 It was in the year ’95 that a combination of events, into...

  16. Sport in My School – Спорт в моей школе If you want to keep fit you must go in for one kind of sport or another. Sport is an essential part of my daily...

  17. The sly fox and the little red hen Based on a traditional folk tale Retold by Mandy Ross Once there was a little red hen. She lived in a little red henhouse, safe...

  18. Secure operating system Although Windows is one of the most popular operating systems, it doesn’t have the best reputation in terms of security. Secure operating systems are important...

  19. Harry and his wife are driving in the country Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, “Cow For Sale…$5000.” He pulls in and says to...

  20. This fellow comes to confession This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive me for I have sinned.” The priest asked, “What did you do, my son?” “I lusted,”...


New son-in-law