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Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry

Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night before. “Last night I came home from the pub pissed as a tick, so I hopped into bed and started feeling up me missus. After a few strokes of her firm arse she got aroused and then we fucked like bunnies for about two hours. Like I do every time after a fuck, I leaned over and turned on the light, lit up two cigarettes and went to pass one to the trouble ‘n’ strife. Rubbing me weary eyes I realized that I’d accidentally walked into my eight year olds daughter’s room by, and worse still she was on the swimming team and didn’t smoke.


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Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry