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Как избавиться от парня: 5 шагов! / How to Break Up in 5 Steps!

You want to break up but you do not know how to do it. Here are 5 steps that can help you:

1. If you have a small dispute with him, you should say: “Really? You have no idea what I`m talking about?”. It means for him that you are losing mutual understanding.

2. Say for him that he forgot your cat’s birthday date, and he did not prepare surprise and you are very upset about it because it is very important for you.

3. If he does not want to talk with you for a while (because he is really busy!? Of cause, he doest), you can say: “Actually, couldwe just never talk?”

4. If he present to you red roses, you should be capricious, and say that you hate red roses, and love pink roses, and start cry because boys do not like when girls are Crying.

5. After all what he has done for you, you may break up!

I think you have already understood that it was a joke. First of all, if you want to break up, you should talk with him and tell the truth why you want to do it. I believe that honesty is the best policy.


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Как избавиться от парня: 5 шагов! / How to Break Up in 5 Steps!