Good girls vs. Bad girls

Latex factory

Dog washing

To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails

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When that fool Reagan said

Two men and one woman

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down

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The scene is a dark jungle in Africa

A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel

Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami

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A man answers the phone and has the following

Proctology findings

The ages of man

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Three envelopes

A bowl of chili

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A woman visits her physician

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A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try

Not this time

A husband and wife were out playing golf

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop

A materialist

The price decides everything

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance

Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk

Devil herself

One day a little boy over heard his parents

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Judi was bored with driving her BMW

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Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon

Where are my pyjamas?

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A bartender was getting ready to close for the night

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3 pregnant women were waiting

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Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback

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Repetitiveness

Doing the Dishes

As US tourists in Israel

Flavoured condoms

Like to screw?

Going Out

Fred Dingaling

Calling in Sick

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy

All Jews and six Mexicans

A glass of water

Counting cars

A good student

A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus

A jealous husband hires a private detective

Jewish fly

Father of my children

A man is driving down the freeway

One day in the Garden of Eden

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Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells

Famous Quotes

When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and

Fluffy died

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Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy

Two guys go hunting

The price is right

Microsoft Market Penetration

Too much attention

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An offense

A strange jigsaw puzzle

President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop

While attending a spelling session in school one day

Heated passions

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river

Little Johnny comes home from school

What Not to Name Your Dog

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Red shirt

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin

Groundhog Day

I like monkeys