Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry

One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall… – анекдот

Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer… – анекдот на

A necessary condition

Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick

If

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm

Diary Entries

HOW TO COOK A TURKEY!

The Hazards of Kicking the Cat

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise… –

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona

A yard sale

A gentler way

A customer walks into a pharmacy

TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN

I was out with one of my best drinking buddies

The story with the moral

The wealthy, high-society mother of a 17-year-old girl… – анекдот на

A Second Opinion

Chinese Subtitles

Who signed the Declaration of Independence?

A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut

Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and

A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady… – анекдот

A man was playing a game of golf

Punishment that fits the crime

Fortunate ingenuity

A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert

The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver

The Perfect Day – Him and Her

BMW thinks of everything

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see

A proper name

Gosh, what a pun!

Beware of IRS

Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special

A woman was thinking about finding a pet

Communication problem

A man was riding in the back of his limousine

Small World

New Words

News from Washington

This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning… – анекдот на

One night, at the lodge of a hunting club

The power of the press

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders

Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology

On their honeymoon night

The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals

Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what

How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours

Christmas flavor

One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl… – анекдот на

Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she

Equally qualified

Christmas Cookie Ingredients

When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town

Naming the kids

5 drinks

Some problems

A man was walking down the street when he noticed

An ancient Irishman

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Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still… – анекдот на

How to call penis

Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices

I am called a Princess

The Bachelor Diet

Radar Gun Error

Sensormatic

The Road to Heaven

English is a Crazy Language

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid

This black guy is walking along a beach when

Famous people

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being… – анекдот

Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern… – анекдот

Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s… – анекдот на

There were three men who were lost in the forest

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly

Bush as a post turtle

The wife of an older man is distraught

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night

Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog

The Speed of Time by Age

Birth of a Candy Bar

Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil

Perfectly good eyesight

This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop… –

The first client

A policeman was patrolling near midnight

Marrying and divorcing in Heaven

Temperatures and What They Mean

A serious condition

Exercing control

A little girl came running into the house crying

A wife begins to get a little worried because