Saving up for 60 years

The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching

Bad news

The Missionary and the Chief

Three Chinese daughters

Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck

The headmistress at a girls prep school

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school… –

USENET Parody

Only in America

From a Southwest Airlines employee

Mary was having an affair during the day while

Fulfilling a promise

A man was interviewing for a sales representative

The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was

The Importance Of Correct Punctuation

Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair… – анекдот на

It’s dark in here

Seymour was a good and pious man

Iraqi TV Guide

A mother-daughter conversation

THE SEXUAL HARASSMENT CONSENT FORM

Twenty men die and go to heaven

These two women went out for a night on the town

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck

Jack goes to the doctor and says

There were three Eskimos in Alaska

It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look… – анекдот на

Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear

A dangerous job

A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral

Buffalo analogy

A new tax

Perfect customer

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven

Another ethnic joke

A man walks into a pub

Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club

How To Give Your Cat a Pill

Expands up to six times its size

A group of Americans was touring Ireland

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices

Happens all the time

John pulled over the car by the side of the road

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

A middle manager is called into his bosses office

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around… – анекдот на

Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old

Miracle Bra Alternative

A golfer hit his drive on the first hole

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game

Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport… – анекдот на

Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?

A bad day

Little Mermaid

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95

Appropriate punishment

African roulette

George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle

A 70-year-old man has never been married

A fair offer

Get married

This man got his prescription for Viagra

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking

Room Service

Letter from Daughter to Parents

A man sat quietly reading his morning paper

Iraqi vs. American

A hot meal

This rich couple were going out for the evening

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow

Rejection Letter Reject

Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu

Everything we need

Slight confusion

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion

The Barber Shop

A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work

Stolen Car

A different father

A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad… – анекдот на

Noah And Today’s Ark

An affair with the horse

The hunting season

Traditions

A Negro was travelling in china

THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN –

Ex-Police car joke

It’s not a big deal, but it feels good

New scientific theories VI

A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt… – анекдот на

A stupid dog

After working together for a while

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist

Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test

Paying bills

Fidel dies and goes to heaven