Jokes

ZHow offensive is that?

These two guys had just gotten divorces

A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City… – анекдот на

Reaching the end of a job interview

A horrible tragedy

The local courtroom was packed as testimony began

Bathroom control

Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age… – анекдот на

History of the United States

Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant… – анекдот на

Fatherly feelings

The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital

The only wish

A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar

A WOMANS SCHEDULE

Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation

A painful adjustment

There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins

GIRL’S CONFESSION

The most painful part

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years… – анекдот на

Royalty and W

A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India… –

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting

A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau

A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic

A really bad, terrible mistake

A story with a moral

There was this little boy who went in the whore house

Psychiatric Hotline

Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail

A technical bastard

A helping hand

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven

The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game… – анекдот на

Hope never dies

Virus Alert

The three wishes

It just kills my appetite

There was once a wide mouth frog

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical

A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem… –

This is what should happen to ALL CATS!

Work this out

About Steve who wants to know about somethings

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam… –

Playgirl Rejection Letter

The Rabbi

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant

A little girl was walking along a beach in California

Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag

The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own… – анекдот на

A blonde went to the appliance store sale

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven

For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10 speed bicycle… – анекдот на

An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday

A guy in a bar

It goes way back

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting

4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV

The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field… – анекдот на

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow

A young Indian boy came back to the reservation

A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations… – анекдот на

At The Superbowl

The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade… – анекдот на

College Dorm

This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided

Reading time

A young bloke has started work on a property

Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of… –

The best book on elephants

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job… – анекдот на

Divine Right

A catholic lithany

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day… – анекдот на

Two Italian construction workers

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire… – анекдот на

A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus

Language Trends of the Future

Warning labels

A man goes to a psychiatrist

A clever court case

Notice

Show him your cross

An old man is sitting on the park bench crying

A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner

A small dissapointment

Three mice are sitting in a bar talking

A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking… –

How to Hunt Elephants – Comp Sci Style

Playing with your mind

A man stops by a diner at noon

Edward walks out of a bar

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue… – анекдот на

With a puzzled look on his face

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth

Death row sing along