John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian where he’d first had sex. “It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours,” “That sounds wonderful,” said Brian. “Yes. It was ok until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us.” “Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?” “Baaaaaaa.”
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