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A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices that at the other end of the bar is the most attractive woman he has ever seen….he is immediately lust-struck and decides that he must have her….He leans over to the bartender and asks if the bartender has any Spanish-fly in the back….the bartender says he will check and comes back a couple of minutes later with a small packet of white powder….he says to the man…”this isn’t Spanish-fly, we are all out of that….but this is just as good….this is Jewish-fly, and it is guaranteed to get her over here within twenty minutes after she takes it!” so the man forks over his $10 and asks the bartender to put the Jewish-fly into a champagne cocktail and deliver it to the gorgeous creature with his compliments…..

The woman drinks the champagne cocktail and looks at our hero rather disinterestedly…..but about twenty minutes later she slinks off her barstool….she saunters across the room toward our hero in a most seductive manner….oozing sensuality….our hero is terrifically excited….she reaches him and puts one lithe arm around his shoulders and leans in close to his ear…he can feel her breath on his neck….and she whispers “Hey big boy….want to go shopping?”


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