There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel and offered hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner. After a while he started advancing on her when she stopped him and reminded him he was a holy man.
“It’s O. K.,” he replied, “it’s written in the Bible.”
So after a wild night of you-know-what the hat check girl asked to see where in the Bible it says it’s okay.
The priest picks up the Bible off the dresser opens to the first page where someone wrote in pencil – “The hat check girl puts out!”
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