It was about a month ago when a Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his Priest. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWll, I hid a Jewish man in my attic.” “Well,” answered the Priest, “That’s no a sin.” “But I made him pay me 20 gulden for each week he stayed.” “I admit that wasn’t good, but you did it for a good cause.” “Oh thank you Father; that eases my mind. Father, I have one more question.” “What is it son.” “Do I have to tell him the war is over?”
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