Главная ⇒ 💡Jokes ⇒ In the land of Oz


In the land of Oz

Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze.

When they come to and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they’re in the fabled Land of Oz.

They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The Wizard is known for granting people their wishes.

Quayle says, “I’m going to ask the Wizard for a brain.” Gingrich responds, “I’m going to ask the Wizard for a heart.” Clinton speaks up, “Where’s Dorothy?”


1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)


Похожие топики по английскому:

  1. Get some of this Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifer takes off and goes wild, the heifer runs into a fence...

  2. While attending a spelling session in school one day While attending a spelling session in school one day, The teacher asked if anyone could spell the word DUMB? Darla raises her hand and says...

  3. The greenhouse effect “In the industrial era, human activities have added greenhouse gases to the atmosphere, primarily through the burning of fossil fuels and clearing of forests…” The...

  4. This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and...

  5. The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to teach Ebonics in such leftist enclaves as California and Massachusetts. “Ebonics,” a neologism created by combining “Ebony” and...

  6. A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident. The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St....

  7. Marina tsvetaeva You’re me in the way. I used to Wlak so, without looking up. Stop, passerby! Don’t refuse to. I beg and I pray you –...

  8. Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper Bill of No Rights By Lewis W. Napper We, the sensible of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some...

  9. What time is it? On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with...

  10. A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group… – анекдот на A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at...

  11. Jack and the beanstalk Once there was a boy called Jack who lived with his mother. They were so poor that she said to him one day, “We’ll have...

  12. Australia 8 The Land of Blue Mountains The Great Barrier Reef on the coast of Queensland is a garden under the sea. There are 1,400 different kinds...

  13. Особенности употребления глаголов do, make Глагол To do – “делать” употребляется в широком смысле для обозначения самой широкой деятельности: I Do a lot of work about the house. Я делаю...

  14. British Literature Great Britain gave the world a lot of talented people. Many famous writers and poets were born and lived in Great Britain. One of the...

  15. The thousandth man THE THOUSANDTH MAN One man in a thousand, Solomon says,
 Will stick more close than a brother. And it’s worth while seeking him half your...

  16. Rostov-on-Don My native city is Rostov-on-Don. It is the capital of the Don area. It was founded in 1749. It is situated on the right bank...

  17. Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took him to the outhouse one day to teach him how to...

  18. A preacher was completing a temperance sermon A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and...

  19. The orange fairy book. edited by andrew lang The Story of the Hero Makoma From the Senna (Oral Tradition) Once upon a time, at the town of Senna on the banks of the...

  20. Washington – Вашингтон The beautiful city of Washington D. C. is the capital of the United States and the centre of its government. The capital was named after...


In the land of Oz