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I am looking for a job as a consultant

Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.” Employer: “I’m sorry, we already have enough cosultants.” Applicant: “That’s ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor.” Employer: “More than we can use already.” Applicant: As he is getting desperate, “I’m not proud, I can do paperwork, I’ll be a clerk, If you have too many, I’ll start as a janitor.” Employer: “It just doesn’t seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications.” Applicant: As he stands up and angrily yells, “work for you I’d have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!” Employer: “Well, you didn’t say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening.”


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