A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because they knew it would be expensive, they had planned to limit their stay to just the weekend, but were just unable to leave, enjoying themselves and each other so much, and extended their stay another day. Upon checking out, the desk clerk said, “That’ll be an additional $150 apiece.”
“Good God man!” cried the groom, totally shocked, “That’s two thousand two-hundred and fifty dollars! Are you crazy???”
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