Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, “Cow For Sale…$5000.”
He pulls in and says to the farmer, “There’s no cow in the world worth five thousand dollars.”
The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this.”
He lifts the cow’s tail, and Harry sees the cow has a snatch just like a woman.
Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife, and says, “It’s just not fair. Here’s this farmer with a cow with a snatch like a woman, and it’s worth $5000, and here I am, with you, with a snatch like a cow, and you’re not worth shit.”
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