I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each flavour they had, and tried each one in turn every time i got a shag. My girlfriend likes to lick each one before i insert it in her, just to see what flavour i was wearing. The first night she said “Mmmmm, Cherry flavour”, The second night she said “Mmmmm, Mint flavour”, The third night she said “Mmmmm, Strawberry flavour”, and so on, until we had reached the final flavour, and she said “Mmmmm, Cheese flavour” “Cheese flavour??” i said “I haven’t put one on yet!”
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