The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. “I demand proper manners in bed,” she declared, “just as I do at the dinner table.” Amused by his wife’s formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. “Is that better?” he asked, with a hint of a smile.” “Yes,” replied the girl, “much better.” “Very good, darling,” the husband whispered. “Now would you be so kind as to please pass the pussy.”
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