Billy Ray and Billie Bob are driving home from a party. BR runs a red light. BB says, “Hey! What the fuck are you doing! That light was red!” BR replies, “Don’t worry, my brother does it all the time, it’s OK.” Then he does it again. BB: ” Damn it, you done it again!” BR: “It’s OK, I tell you. My brother does it all the time.” The next light is green. BR slams on the brakes. BB: “Where did you learn to drive? That was green. You are supposed to go through.” BR: “Well I would have, but my brother might be coming through!
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