AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:
– Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
– Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.
– When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how hot it is.
– Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you cut.
– A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost-effective, but also a proven fly deterrent.
– For the groom, at least rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a nice appearance. Though uncomfortable, say yes to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
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