At the Doctor’s… – A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help me, I hurt all over.” “What do you mean?” said the doctor. – The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” – Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” – Then she touched her right earlobe. “Ow, even THAT hurts.” The doctor asked the woman, “Are you a natural blonde?” -“Why yes,” she said. “I thought so,” said the doctor. “You have a sprained finger.”
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