Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees her son coming home from school. The boy’s in a bad mood, and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a little further and kicks a cow. Once inside, his mother says, “I saw what you did, young man! For kicking the pig you’ll get no bacon for a week, and for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.” Just at that moment, the boy’s father walks through the door and boots the cat halfway across the room. The boy looks at his mother and says, “Do you wanna tell him, or should I?”
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