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“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?” “My husband just doesn’t satisfy me sexually. What can I do?” “Hmmm. That’s a bit out of my league. Has HE seen a doctor?” “Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn’t enough for me. You’ve got to help me!” “Er… Why don’t you take a lover?” “I have! I still don’t get enough.” “Take another lover.” “I did. In fact, I have eight lovers – and I still don’t get enough sex!” “Gosh, that’s an anomaly.” “Oh, Doctor! Please tell them it’s an anomaly! They all keep telling me I’m a whore!”


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