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An older woman was in the pastoral study

An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding. “Father,” she said, “How am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?” “My child, you have been a married woman for many years. Surely that cannot be,” he replied. “Well Father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk. The next one was in construction and he always said he’d get to it tomorrow. The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look at it. But this time, Father, I’m marrying a lawyer, so I’m sure I’m going to get screwed this time!”


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