An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home

Похожие топики по английскому:

1. A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He...
2. A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort – one that did not admit...
3. In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him....
4. Church Holidays – Церковные праздники Church holidays are days set aside by the church for celebrating various events from the life of Christ, the Virgin Mary, and the saints. The...
5. The room was full of pregnant women and their partners… – анекдот на The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to...
6. There were three Eskimos in Alaska There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was...
7. Perfectly healthy “Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore. “Mr. Thomas, bring her back with...
8. A spark, a flint: how fire leapt to life A spark, a flint: How fire leapt to life The control of fire Was the first and Perhaps greatest Of humanity’s Steps towards a Life-enhancing...
9. Phone joke II One night when you have a few friends around, take turns calling the same phone number, a really obnoxious acquaintance that won’t recognize your voices...
10. Free coffee, hot news: linkedin truck hits city streets [pics] Extra. Extra. Read all about it: LinkedIn is offering free coffee and hot news. That’s the promise of the LinkedIn Today coffee truck, a trendy...
11. A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other… – анекдот на A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Programmer leans over to the...
12. Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first one says:”I have to confess, I held mans penis in...
13. How to be a Good Wife Excerpted from a 1950’s high school home economics textbook Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal-on time. This...
14. When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer… – анекдот на When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and...
15. Japan news, 24 april. tepco discloses radiation map TEPCO discloses radiation map Tokyo Electric Power Company has disclosed a map of radiation levels at the damaged Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant. The utility plans...
16. Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. “Since Valentine’s Day is for...
17. A man lay sprawled across three entire seats A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man,...
18. SCHEDULE OF A MAN A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black coffee. 4. Pass gas. 5. Dress, skipping shower because “alarm didn’t...
19. O’henry – shearing the wolf SHEARING THE WOLF Jeff Peters was always eloquent when the ethics of his profession was Under discussion. “The only times,” said he, “that me and...
20. A waitress walks up to one of her tables in A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are...