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All Jews and six Mexicans

This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well and living in South America. He managed to wrangle a ‘once-in-a-lifetime’ interview with Hitler on the condition that he was not to reveal where Hitler was living. He went to this interview, and lo and behold, yes, it was Adolf Hitler, looking very old. He interviewed him, asking him all sorts of questions, and as a final question, asked “What are you doing now, in the twilight of your life?”

Hitler replied “Hah! Twilight of my life! I’ll have you know that I am secretly putting together the 4th Reich, right here in South America! This time we’ll do it right. We have a foolproof plan – this time we will kill EVERY JEW in the world – and 6 MEXICANS!”.

The journalist asked “…but…but….but why 6 MEXICANS??”

Hitler jumped to his feet and yelled “SEE, I TOLD THEM THAT NO-ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE JEWS!”


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All Jews and six Mexicans