After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they really developed the hots for each other. One day, they seize the opportunity to sneak into a supply closet to consummate their lust. Dick finds Jane very tight, and difficult to enter, but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Dick says to her, “If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time!” To which Jane replies “If I’d known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose!”
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