A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news that she has only 18 hours to live. “That’s terrible!” said her husband, “What would you like to do during your last hours? I’ll try to make it as memorable as possible for you.”
“Well,” she said, “First, I want to take a long romantic walk, then have a quiet dinner at my favorite restaurant and then go to bed with you and make passionate love all night long!”
“Gee, Honey.” said her husband, “I don’t know about that ‘all night long’ stuff. After all, I’m gonna have to get up in the morning and you won’t”
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