A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she becomes more and more concerned until at 8 p. m. the husband finally pulls into the driveway. “What happened?” says the wife. “You should have been home hours ago!” “Harry had a heart attack at the third hole,” replied the husband. “Oh, that’s terrible,” says the wife. “I know,” the husband answers. “All day long it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry…”
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