A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit the ball right into a field of buttercups. As honest a golfer as he normally was, he picked up the ball and laid it next to the flowerbed to avoid destroying the beautiful buttercups. A fairy comes down and says “thank you for not disturbing my buttercups. For that I shall make sure that you always have a full supply of butter”.
“Thank you,” the golfer replied, “but where were you last week when I hit the ball into the pussywillows?”
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