A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be much in the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, “Tell me, Becky, have you heard by chance what’s going on in Rome?” “No,” said Mrs Finkelstein. “I haven’t. What’s going on in Rome?” “A meeting of high Catholic churchmen has, among other things, decided that the Jews are not responsible for the crucifixion of Jesus.” Mrs Finkelstein raised her eyebrows. “Indeed? And who is responsible, then?” “I’m not sure,” said Mrs. Moskowitz. “I think they suspect the Puerto Ricans.”
(No Ratings Yet)Похожие топики по английскому:
- Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day… – анекдот на Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date...
- Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman… – анекдот на Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!” “Oh NO! I’ve just...
- At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer… – анекдот на At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems...
- Pope Dies Pope Dies The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour is told that he...
- Royalty and W At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified...
- Do you have an email address? An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor’s job at a large firm...
- How to call penis At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a penis in their countries. The wife of...
- A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went...
- With a puzzled look on his face With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked, “Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?” She told him, “Because...
- History of the United States By David Hyatt J. Walter Thompson, a huge ad agency, has a test for all wannabe copywriters. They print it every few years as a...
- Why do most forex traders lose money Why Do Most Forex Traders Lose Money? Note: If You Really Enjoy My Forex Lessons, Could you please do me a ‘Huge favor’ after you...
- Stephen king – the stand, part ii BOOK II ON THE BOARDER JUNE 5 – SEPTEMBER 6, 1990 Paul Simon Chuck Berry Chapter 43 There was a dead man lying in the...
- A little town had a high birth rate that A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university. They wrote a grant proposal;...
- 45 or 82? Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, “We’ve been...
- An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote… – анекдот An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along...
- A man goes to the doctor with a long history of A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his...
- The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what he will do. Little Mary is going to do a piano...
- Bathroom control One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smells something horrible. He stops his horse...
- The hedge knight The first novella was originally published August 25, 1998 in the Legends anthology, edited by Robert Silverberg. The story was later adapted to a six...
- An old woman came into her doctors office An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they’re soundless, and...