A Duck walks into a bar.
Duck: You got any bread? Barman: No, sorry, we don’t have any bread [After a few minutes] Duck: You got any bread? Barman: Look, we don’t have any bread [In a little while] Duck: You got any bread? Barman: We don’t have any F*****g bread! [Some time later] Duck: Got any bread? Barman: If you ask me if I’ve got any F*****g bread once more I’m gonna nail your F*****g bill to this bar. ….. ………… Duck: You got any nails? Barman: NO! Duck: You got any bread?
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