A duck walks into a shop and asks the manager:
-Got any fresh fruit?
-No.
-Got any fresh vegetables?
-No. We have only dry goods.
The next day the duck returns:
-Got any fresh fruit?
-No.
-Got any fresh vegatables?
-No. I told you yesterday, we have only dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I will feed you with nails!
On 3rd day the duck walks in and asks:
-Got any nails?
-No.
-Got any fresh fruit?
(No Ratings Yet)
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