A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman. They finally decide to send one private on vacation to the nearest town to spend some time with a woman and tell them all about it. After a week the private comes back all happy and relaxed. The whole company crowds around him waiting to hear of his great escapades. “And on the third day…” he began. “No! no! start with the first day,” Everyone yells out in chorus. “And on the third day, ” the private continues ” she asked me to stop so she could go to the bathroom…”
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